Here are some random things about me until I can get a proper “About Me” section up:
-I love the expression “go to the mattresses”
-I hate reducing multi-syllabic words down to one syllable; I hear “chicken parm” and I vomit in my mouth a little.
-I am neither an over-sexed, androgynous rock star nor a pumped up, unrepentant gangster, but I often find myself identifying with Prince and 50 Cent lyrics.
-I fuck like champ.
-I never believe a girl who says, “I give great head.” You all claim to give great head.
-I realize the logical inconsistency of the above two points, and I really don’t care.
-I don’t love them hoes.
-Yes, I realize that not all women are hoes, and I thank the sweet baby Jesus for that every day.